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GAFFER SQUAD SUPREMACY

by myoin July 23, 2021

Gaffer Dazzle

Gaffer: a boss or team leader
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect

To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.

Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”

You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”

by Hackpwn April 9, 2022

Gaffering

When a Jaffer or any male know it all student goes off to over explain a quick question.

Jaffer started gaffering when we asked him his favourite colour

by Ash_ketchup May 30, 2022

Gaffering

When a Jaffer or any male know it all student over explains a simple question

When we asked Jaffer what his favourite colour was he started Gaffering

by Ash_ketchup May 30, 2022

Gaffed out

When you are chilling at home or at “gaff”

“Yo my slime come link man at this mo still”
“Nah brother, i’m gaffed out”

by diefish December 21, 2022

Gaffed Up Squak

Worn Out Vagina

"i'll betya shes got a Gaffed Up Squak"

by Cracker November 4, 2023

Gaffermations

Awkward or cringe-inducing affirmations delivered by an AI or chatbot, often as a result of a programming blunder, where the attempt to be supportive or positive comes off as unnatural, insincere, or just plain wrong.

"Yo chatGPT is seriously losing aura points after showering me with gaffermations like 'Warrior energy' when I said I wanted to quit my job.. it needs to stop yasskissing me into unemployment"

by CheckMarx April 28, 2025