by myoin July 23, 2021
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Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Dazzle: to impress and misdirect
To mystify and impress one’s superiors to believe you are performing important and difficult work, only to be slacking off and enjoying some relaxation at the office.
Coworker: “wow, the boss was really impressed with the financial reports that were auto generating on your computer when he walked past”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
You: “Na, it’s just the screen saver I put on while I’m sitting on the shitter wasting company time. I can do a quality gaffer dazzle”
by Hackpwn April 9, 2022
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"Yo chatGPT is seriously losing aura points after showering me with gaffermations like 'Warrior energy' when I said I wanted to quit my job.. it needs to stop yasskissing me into unemployment"
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