Gabe

A stupid, reckless heartbreaking freak.

"Gabe broke up with me... :( "
"Girlie, Gabe was not worth it."

by beefbastard August 2, 2022

Gabe

They are mostly cute, tallish, Bad ass gamer, most of them have brown hair and brown eyes. They have one crush or more!!!

Girl one: Ooh shit gabe coming!!! He is so Cute!!!
Boy Two: Yah his is a little hot!!!
Girl one: wait look a girl is walking with him!!!
Boy Two: I think that is his girl friend!

by UNIKITTY12345678910 September 11, 2018

Gabes percs

when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe

*wakes up in the rocky mountains*

oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀

by Mr toast 12345 June 16, 2024

Gabe

Gabe is very bad math and is a nerd

Girl: Hey is Gabe failing math

Boy: yes he is very bad at math

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

gabe

a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3

interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Gabe

Gotta big dick, pull out game strong, has no hoes, smokes 24/7😂 👳🏿 ♀️Boom💥

Your such a gabe

by Hector1013 May 7, 2017

Gabe

Part of a hive mind; befriend at your own risk.

Person 1: Why does Gabe hate me now?
Person 2: You must have hurt another Gabe, dude. You better watch out.

by Don'tBlink April 16, 2022