Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.

Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.

Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!

by omrizhaki January 26, 2019

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.

Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"

by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019

grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.

John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.

by J.C.J January 25, 2022

greasy ipad kid

an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.

Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.

Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.

by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022