Grafton

A mathematical unit used in determining the "Hot Vs. Crazy" Value of a Human Female.

Hot 3 - Crazy 5 = -2 Graftons
Gft

by HotvsCrazy January 1, 2014

gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 4, 2017

graft

where someone is chatting or flirting to someone to try to get in a relationship

girl: fuck tonight

boy: i cant i have a graft

by big dick 12345678910111213 June 19, 2017

gram fam

your Instagram family. (I.e. followers, friends etc.)

"send that to the gram fam."

by T.dingle May 8, 2018

dick graffiti

The artistic shapes that remains of your man-batter after a sweet money shot gets sent from your coin purse onto the face, boobs, stomach or ass of some classy lady.

Bro, you shoulda see the dick graffiti I left on that hoe from Buffalo, it was epic. At first her face looked like it had a gooey palm tree on it, then it started dripping and she just looked like a used up gutter skank.

by Uncle Happy July 13, 2010

skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.

ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.

by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013

Ava graff

The most beautiful person in the world. everyone wants to be her. she is very athletic and at the same time very creative. she has the sweetest heart anyone could have and she will always treat you right. although her life may not be all sunshine and rainbows she manages to work through it and get good grades. she is very social. she has all different types of friends of all shapes and sizes. ava graff is the most loyal, trustworthy, and respectful human being on the earth. you should treat her with care and respect because she won’t take someone who doesn’t try as hard as she does to please someone. although she isn’t the prettiest she has the prettiest green/blue eyes and best personality!! we love ava graff!!

omg there is ava graff!! she looks so gorgeous today!!

by hottywithabody24 May 5, 2019