government

government is like: "whatever it takes to make it's own party constituencies feel warm and fuzzy" in that sense it destroys the ambition and work ethics of millions of people - Less Government is better!!

The workings of our government has taken a threshold in my life. One of my priorities in life is to try to be out spoken about what it means to be an American - which I know should be all inclusive and not just about one party or one organization. Be apart of the solution to justice. Do not be a follower. You do not know who is leading the crowd all the time.

by FOCBI July 31, 2016

Governmenting

Trying to help in the most unhelpful way possible.

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.

by UPSgod January 15, 2022

Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.

"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"

by whyzyk January 17, 2025

Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.

Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.

by vibegov April 19, 2025

Government

Fucking idiots

Hey government (idiot)

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Government Joint

A cigarette

"You still smoke government joints?"

by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022