A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020
by ae303902293 December 13, 2021
Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks
by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017
Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.
Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 30, 2021
A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.
by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021
Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009