VW Golf

Slow ass German Car that is owned by geeks and freaks, that sit on geek forum sites trying to find out info about group buys.. You know who you are!! Shout out for jimbob and plate especially!!!

Wez, i thought chipped german cars were the quickest so how come i just burnt u in my V3 Nissan Micra, it mite of been coz you were low on petti, that little orange light that comes on means buy some you tight git! Give me a call if you run out! V-DUB ME UP!!

Oh yeh, and its bad bad leeroy brown baddest man in the whole damn town badder than old king kong!! Woooooo-hoooooooo

by Badbadleeroybrown666 February 25, 2005

Brogie Golf

When you and your "life" partner take extra strokes on each at the golf course.

Tim and Pat couldn't wait to play Brogie Golf. They both had some extra strokes to give, especially on the back 9.

by Timbo Tron March 22, 2017

god's golf partner

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!

that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!

Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017

man golf

A game usually played between 2 men (although by all means to be played with a girl if possible) and usually while drunk.
consists of the players taking turns poking eachother in the chest, with the objective being to get a direct hit on the opposing player's nipple.

"dude, im so drunk! how about a game of man golf?"
"sure, lets go for it!"
"is it.....there?"
"holy shit dude, hole in one!"

by dave_c June 12, 2008

Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 29, 2017