sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.

Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.

by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017

friction goblin

someone that wants more and more money and uses people to get free money

stop rubbing your hands, you friction goblin!!

by murloc05 March 20, 2019

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel

The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him

by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”

“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”

by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019

guilt goblins

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.

"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"

by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.

Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!

by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023