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danny glover

when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.
Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.
by danny glovering SOB April 21, 2007
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Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.
I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.
by moobags February 4, 2010
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Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
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Glover's Syndrome (GS)

When a person that gives lightshows (with LED gloves) begins gloving without having the gloves on whenever they hear a specific genre of music that they like. This is an uncontrollable impulse which must be satisfied and usually happens without the Glover realizing they are doing it until they see all the weird looks they are getting from people. GS is not a bad thing because it aids a Glover in cleaning up some of his moves and creating new moves. Also known as a finger show, but GS is unintentional.
I was listening to an EDM track when all of a sudden about 2 minutes into it I realized my hands were doing finger rolls, and tutting. Let's just say the looks on people's faces didn't change when I explained that I had Glover's Syndrome (GS)
by TheRealDaFuzz April 11, 2013
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Groves Christian College

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"
by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020
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Glove Gang

Assembly of Gloves. A mysterious organization that controls the powers of the world government. It is very powerful, in some places it is even feared. Members of this organization wear latex gloves and rumour has it that if you join this mysterious organization, they will offer you a scholarship to any university in the world, as well as give you a pair of complementary gloves and to top the deal off, a 0.7 mm mechanical pencil lead.
Person 1: Hey, are you part of Glove Gang?
Person 2: Yes! Of course! I wouldn't want to be those gloveless losers with no latex gloves
by Assembly of the Gloves October 19, 2021
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Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.
Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.
by Sarber June 24, 2008
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