glassass

its when
the. glass. broke.... in his ass

Mike: hey tony care to watch some glassass?
Tony: this ain't so bad... not much worse than GOATSEEEEEEOMFUCKINGGOD THAT SHIT BROKE IN HIS ASS

by glassofass August 27, 2009

break the glass

To pass a point of no return; to do something irreversible.

"Flirting with your room mate's girl is ok, but make sure you find another pad before you break the glass and sleep with her."

by tagged October 21, 2007

sex glasses

the glasses worn when you're so horny you view anyone as a possible sexual partner, even people you wouldnt normally consider sleeping with.

"i was so desperate last night, i had my sex glasses on and would have fucked anything"

by fuckbucket April 7, 2005

COAD Sun glasses

COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.

BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.

by KazZ! April 27, 2010

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

Glasgow

Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"

Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"

by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006