Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

gluurb

The best strat for among us when you're in a public lobby, and are getting called out as imposter. Created by penguinz0 (Cr1tikal/Charlie)

"i think orang"
"gluurb"
"nvm its not him"

by moogggg November 7, 2020

glargy

To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".

What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.

by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010

glue guy

the guy who helps everyone work together; the leader on the team
not always the best player, but still a guy with a leadership role

Shane Battier is the glue guy on the Miami Heat. He rarely plays but is great at helping everyone get along and moving things in the right direction.

by guybrodudemanfriend December 26, 2016

Glitterrap

Millennials love to receive participation awards being handled with "kid gloves" and constant praise. Glitterrap does all three of those in one word, it is the equivalency of a verbal "Golf Clap" wrapped in bubble wrap with a sprinkle of glitter-like praise (they all love glitter).

We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.

by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018

glossaphilia

A fetish where one is obsessed with another person's tongue; whether that be licking, sucking or simply sticking it out to arouse someone. Generally speaking, guys tend to like a little more tongue while kissing whilst females are less attracted to it.

I didn't know what my boyfriend was into until i put my tongue in his mouth and used the art of glossaphilia to arouse him.

by shanky220 January 5, 2019