GERTIE

Verb- always choosing the wrong direction to travel at any intersection.

She did a GERTIE and got hopelessly lost.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

gerry

short for geriatric

term used to refer to geriatric people/anyone who is displaying behavior characteristic of someone who is old, senile, and/or obstinate

“gerrys these days am I right?”

“you watch Fox News? what are you a gerry?”

“if you’ve spoken to one gerry you’ve spoken to them all”

by youarenotmestopit February 13, 2022

Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

Gertrūda

The most dumb girl in the world
Like her small head hanst got anything in it

Person1: Gertrūda is dum
Person2:everybody knows that
Gertrūda:sfhfuyhdgydthfv

by 69ballsbigblack69 June 21, 2022

Gerrymeccago

a substitution for hello by a self absorbed a-hole that doesnt have time to extend a courteous greeting to u

When I called you yesterday, u answered "Gerrymeccago" instead of saying "hello".

by starho July 29, 2022

gertie

A sexy child where you are unsure of their gender, but they look like an old woman.

Sarah Kazan couldn't stop staring at the gertie in the Buffalo Wild Wings booth.

by polish princess August 8, 2022