the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

Funky town

In a word, sex.

Me and Jane went to funky town last night!

by The REAL Shydaddy June 20, 2022

Funky Junky

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.

Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!

by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

sir fucking funky

A little bitch who thinks they’re always right, only talks about the same shit over and over again, cannot take a joke, will not leave you alone, and is a little narcissistic bitch who uses people who care about them.

Shaq: God your girlfriend is being such a sir fucking funky

by Lindigo April 2, 2023

funky

funky is hot cool and buff

Is it superman? No, just funky,

by fwnky September 5, 2021

funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.

He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.

by tadwollop March 17, 2010