A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.
I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.
by ShivaTrophy October 8, 2022
Get the Friendship Ghoul mug.The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."
Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"
Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
Get the Friendship Gas Tank mug.a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.
by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021
Get the i want to make friendship with you mug.FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own
by The_Blankk November 4, 2022
Get the Friendship hibernation mug.friendships are fucking dumb.
it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone
it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone
x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck
e: well fuck
by emisokay August 31, 2020
Get the friendship mug.A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%
Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.
by poprocksA November 3, 2021
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C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
Person 1: cool.
C2: So... Where are the granola bars?
Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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