Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

Vegas fountain

When your masterbaiting into your own mouth

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.

by John Quepy March 9, 2020

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.

Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.

by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020