Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

dark fountain

i realy wish i could make one

🔪🌎 = dark fountain

by Joao3 August 24, 2025

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

fountain fisher

Jew, Jewish Individual

These fountain fishers keep low balling me.

by yyz99 November 28, 2024

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021