Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.

To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute

by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022

flute

a person who is scared of someone

you scared of tommy you a flute

by Dreamd0ll._M October 22, 2022

Flute

Flute is a term used among the parkour community. A Flute is in reference to performing a certain move or trick, that requires airtime, perfect first try.

My first jump of the day was a flute

This man is flutey

I just fluted that jump

by PhuzzyWuzzy January 17, 2022

Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.

Flutes suck.

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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

flute

the flute mainly used by weird kids in middle school and high school if you use a flute idk what wrong with you

people who use flutes are gay

by Mushi <3 September 7, 2021