The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

FLOPPY LUKE

A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.

Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke

by Workmaster7 February 7, 2024

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022

Floppy Fish

a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.

Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

floppy dragon dick

When your dick is hard after finishing you're hard but not all the way

My floppy dragon dick was going everywhere when I pissed

by Ayyy foo August 6, 2017

Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.

"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"

by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017

Floppy Joe

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.

Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.

by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018