fucking fucker

A person who pisses someone off to such an extent that all the person can call them is "fucking fucker".

Vince is a fucking fucker!

by Amanda April 1, 2005

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

pixel-fucking

When someone pays way too much attention looking at a visual effects shot in a film. Often happens when examining the grain of a composite element to make sure it matches the film stock. Someone who pixel-fucks pays more attention to things like grain than the overall effectiveness of the shot. This is often because they are small-minded bean-counters, and miss the point of a shot entirely.

Closely related to 'frame-fucking'. See also 'pixel-fucking microscope'.

"Man, I can't believe that the director is pixel-fucking my shot."

by stooge-on-BOL May 20, 2008

Text Fucking

The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.

"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."

"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."

by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008

fucking faggot

An extremely gay man.

Jayson Terry is a fucking faggot

by mandingo874 September 25, 2010

bum fucking egypt

out in the middle of nowhere

Your house is in bum fucking egypt.

by ashley hampton October 18, 2008

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009