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A shower of cunts

Colloquialism/collective noun

1. A description of the current British political system.

2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.
by dizzyeyedbex October 19, 2016
mugGet the A shower of cuntsmug.

Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
mugGet the Shower Steamermug.

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018
mugGet the squirrel showermug.

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.
Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.
mugGet the Black showermug.

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .
Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .
by Thebassland September 14, 2019
mugGet the goldman showermug.

Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.
Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him
by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009
mugGet the Bushi Showermug.

kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne
The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.
by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014
mugGet the kentucky showermug.

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