The hottest girl alive. She has the fluffiest hair and cute little ears. She is OBSESSED with Taylor Swift and isn’t ashamed of it. She probably has 4 pets (2 dogs and 2 cats). And 4 older siblings.
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Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
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Still he will decide to treat you like SHIT once you need his help in return after YEARS of CONSTANTLY helping him. Unintentionally ofc. Because he never appreciates what you sacrificed for him in the first place. He’s too caught up in his shit to be a good friend. Once you can’t play supporter for him all the time… he’s gone. You could have spared all your time, energy and well being if you had let him jump that day.
The guy with the „good“ heart, your Childhood and Best friend, was never there to catch you.
Still he will decide to treat you like SHIT once you need his help in return after YEARS of CONSTANTLY helping him. Unintentionally ofc. Because he never appreciates what you sacrificed for him in the first place. He’s too caught up in his shit to be a good friend. Once you can’t play supporter for him all the time… he’s gone. You could have spared all your time, energy and well being if you had let him jump that day.
The guy with the „good“ heart, your Childhood and Best friend, was never there to catch you.
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