Feed the Dog

Eating some edible substance while giving head

Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.

by RCJWJR July 21, 2010

spoon feed

To set up your buddy with a girl who is DTF and open to the idea of a one time bang - via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. hell, even grandma if you're sick like that.

Jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. I decided I'd try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.

by pattycakes89 June 6, 2011

feeding the baby

A drinking technique that entails one chasing whiskey with milk.

"Don't mind him, he's just been feeding the baby all night long."

by the ginger lion August 3, 2007

Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

Feed The Trees

When you throw food at a tree screaming Feed The Trees

Tatianna stood up, threw the carrot and screamed FEED THE TREES!!!!!!

by Emmi December 3, 2019

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014

Sneed's Feed and Seed

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.

I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

by sneedomatic9000 March 8, 2019