Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022
Get the l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d mug.by lil' man November 8, 2006
Get the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. mug.so no one told you life was going to be this way your jobs a joke your love life's DOA away it's like you're always stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week your month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) all be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there for me to... your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8 you've burned your breakfast so far things are going grate your mama told you there would be days like these but what she didn't tell you when the world brought you down to your knees that i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there to... no one could ever know me know one could see me your the only one you now what's like to be me someone to face the day with even at my worst i'm best with you..... yep it's like you're always like your stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i've been there for you because your there for me to all be there for you all be there for you because your there for me
that is the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song
by NameSiren435547 February 2, 2021
Get the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song mug.down to sit on my face
me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011
Get the d.t.s.o.m.f. mug.“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
Get the I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. mug.by J Thompson December 11, 2005
Get the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F mug.short for " i don't give a fuck" which is a very contagious disease causing massive amounts of random anger induced outbursts, spontaneous lack of interest in just about everything, increased will to start and or instigate fights with no clear motive. WARNING: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM WILL TRIGGER THE I.D.G.A.F
Terry:what the hell is Jason's problem, he just cursed out the teacher and slapped his own girl in the mouth.
Brian: He just caught the "I.D.G.A.F syndrome" man!, watch out before he does some more random shit!!
Brian: He just caught the "I.D.G.A.F syndrome" man!, watch out before he does some more random shit!!
by The Background Character May 30, 2011
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