by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing August 5, 2021
Get the Weird Eyed Mongrelmug. by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020
Get the One Eyed Huskymug. Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
Get the Cross Eyed Marymug. The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮
Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011
Get the One-eyed gamemug. After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!
by YoCaptain June 15, 2023
Get the One-eyed Flamingomug. cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..
by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022
Get the CROSS EYED FREAKmug. by JTCK December 3, 2017
Get the The Brown Eyed Ringermug.