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New England Tech

A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.

The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.

Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.

Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.

If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."

University Kid: "Are you high?"
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New England School of Law 

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.
I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

New England 

Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.

My name is Max Johnson (made up name, as in HUGE COCK), and I live in the state of New England. I'm just visiting here for a while to take care of my sick mother. (A great way to pick up dumb blondes).

New England Handshake 

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.
Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.
New England Handshake by DrMikeS September 25, 2008

Better England 

The United States of America.
As in: England is the dried husk that Better England emerged from.

Or as a citizen of America might say.
Man 1: Dude, where you from?

Man 2: Moron, we is both Better Englishmen.
Better England by Johannasroberts October 3, 2011

New England Snow Plow 

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.
She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

New England 

The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans
Example 1:

I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!

Example 2:

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...
New England by Capyb4ra April 5, 2020