Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.
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The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.
"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."
"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
by Kgarontee September 3, 2014
Get the Emergency flaps mug.An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.
This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
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Get the Emerson mug.If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.
“Emerson is just the sweetest person ever”
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Get the Emerson mug.A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.
Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.
Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!
Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.
New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.
Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!
Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.
New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.
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