Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015

Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.

As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".

by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011

Sly Egg

Someone who exhibits shady, underhanded behaviour or acts in a deceptive manner

That Anne is a right sly egg

by ScouseRJ November 20, 2014

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

ten eggs

a phrase used to describe someone, stepping over the line of neccessary comments, as in no need, you took that too far
it originates from a discussion where ten eggs were offered in exchange for a baby.
as in
'i'll give you ten eggs for that baby'

instead of saying.....there was no need for that comment.
all that is required is 'ten eggs' to alert the person of their blunder

by JayHaech November 20, 2006

egg-spert

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.

A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.

an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )

by PP_D October 24, 2011

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017