explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

A Haiku to Poo

Thunder from within
Legs Shaking, Pants down, Anus spillz
Fuck, my hole is RAW

Johnny- I think I just peed out of my butt
Leela-Sounds about right!
Explosive Diarrhea

by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010

explosive diarrhea

A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.

Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.

by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

explosive diarrhea

It is a feeling words can not explain....cuz you swear it is coming out sideways and your spine is about to break...and your legs are horizontal like a rocket is shooting out of your ass

I just had explosive diarrhea last night and it hurt.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003