convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Erective

A mix between the words Impressive, and Erect. something that is impressive yet also makes you erect at the same time.

Person 1: Wow that was Erective!
Person 2: Oh c'mon it wasn't that good.

by sealo.-. April 26, 2021

erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

Angry erection

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying

*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about

John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.

by Gerald 23 August 8, 2022

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by anonymous May 25, 2023

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022