Epic noms

The definition of epic foods, like tacos and taquitos. Epic noms can usually be achieved by becoming very hungry then eating noms, this is defined as epic noms.

Example:
Dude 1: Dudez you wantz to come overz to haz some pizza?
Dude 2: Fuck yes, EPIC NOMS ACHIEVED!

by Fonz69 November 8, 2010

Epic Song

Any song with pulse shattering vocals and face melting guitar solos. This type of song will never be heard on the radio as the general public couldn't possibly comprehend all its majesty and splendor. Songs of this magnitude are more scarce than a seal in a shark tank. So don't go naming every Nickeback single you hear epic. In fact if you listen to nickelback an epic song would break you.

Iron Maidens Number of the Beast! This little hell raiser from the 80s Is a massively epic song. Listen at your own risk and keep it away from women, children, and babie kittens.

by Doyle52 April 18, 2010

Epic Win

The greatest possible way for man to succeed ay anything.

Contradictory to Epic Fail

Dude, Who is that Guy?

Hell if I know

What's his Score?

306 kills and 2 deaths

Epic Win

by Honk Honk Blarg June 13, 2008

Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.

"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."

by Cinnamonroll~ 112xD April 3, 2009

epic-ness

super cool ;
the coolest you can get.

rudy + ago are totally epic-ness ftw!

LMAO

by TRUDAAAAY-- July 27, 2009

epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009