Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

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Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?

Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020

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CROSS EYED FREAK

cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..

cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3

by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022

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