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Dream SMP

An enderman with memory issues, an anarchist pig, a ghost who once fucked a fish, a green blob, a colorblind bottom, a totem of undying, multiple brocken children⛓🖤😭💀, a guy who died and then said no❤ and came back to life, a furry, and a few normal people all run around trying to do SOMETHING and somehow always end up making millions of people cry and have trauma😀
"Wow! Who knew that fucking a Samsung fridge will give you a baby that will eventually destroy his own town??"
"Haha yea the Dream SMP really is something huh.."
"What's the Dream SMP?😀"
by Peregrine Red April 25, 2021
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Dream SMP

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other
:: Wow I didn't know you could declare war on a peaceful country, murder all their residents and kill all their animals
:: Only on the Dream SMP
by please don't hurt me tommy November 28, 2020
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dream seller

1 drug dealer

2 Brandon Novak's nick name, given to him by Bam Margera.

3 A moive coming out some time in 2006. Directed by Bam Margera, its the life story of Brandon Novak.
Ricky: dude i cant wait to see dream seller.
Elliot: i hope its as good as Haggard.
by Rickybob28 March 5, 2006
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dream piss

A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.

The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
by TommyHaych April 27, 2006
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American Dream

What a crock of bullshit! Basically it is either;

1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.

or

2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
The American Dream is to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage, spiral downwards into debt as a result of being stupid enough to get credit cards and to spend what little money you have on shiny, expensive products that are useless in value and function.
by sarcastic April 2, 2004
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Eli Dream

A wet dream that occurs every night after before first date.
OOoh, You had an Eli Dream!
by kabongollei October 30, 2016
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dream bubble

An unexpected, no-strings-attached, ethereal sexual experience, sometimes with a stripper, never to be spoken of again.
I know you're married, but maybe we could just have an amazing dream bubble tonight.
by -Electra- May 26, 2009
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