Alabama hot docking 

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

Alabama hot docking by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

Dockboy 

The ability to break any metal object.
Dockboy is to iron what Kryptonite is to Superman

be careful with that NOS or you'll Dockboy your engine.

Dockboy by David J Lott October 15, 2008

Deformation Docking 

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

Deformation Docking by DDdocking October 20, 2008

Dockmiester 

Being a total and complete bad ass

Working at the PAC as a dockmiester

Dockmiester by golfinjoe24 May 29, 2009

docker's omelette 

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

docker's omelette by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

Cold Docking 

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.

Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus

Cold Docking by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012

dockwhore 

a female who waits at the docks, waiting for ships to come in so she can service the crew, see also crewback

Shelb: Hey Chris, where's your sister?
Chris: I think she said she was going to watch the USS Nimitz come into port
Shelb:....yeah....she's a dockwhore
Chris: Fu....nah, you're right.....damn

dockwhore by Darth Wells October 31, 2007