Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.

Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.

by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024

Deep Dish

When you stick your tongue deep inside a woman's vaginal channel.

"Oh, yes baby! Deep Dish that pussy!"

by TiranKandros September 22, 2018

Dirty dishes

Something that you probably have on the table to your left

Go clean those fucking dirty dishes, you piece of shit.

by broken glass and crashing August 31, 2023

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

Dishes

WHY CAN'T ANY GUY DO THESE SHITS LIKE DAMN GOT ME ALL WORKING UP IN THIS BITCH NO.

NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.

Girl: Did you wash the dishes?
Guy: I thought...you wanted..to do that
Girl: MhMHmmhmh YOu WerE WrONg

by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

dishes gotta dish

An excuse you give others while you take too long washing your mugs in an office setting

Coworker 1: sorry this is taking a bit
Coworker 2: dishes gotta dish

by SoftClay September 13, 2019

mish-dish

A mission. A long, perilous walk.

"Man, I'm really craving some White Castles. But it's a fuckin' mish-dish."

by XBronicastroX April 15, 2009