Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.
by M.n.d. March 4, 2016
Get the devin beitlermug. He who is plagued with a dark gift, who will never find entry into the Lord's court. He who will feast on the maggots feeding on the underside of the Beast. He who cherishes the smell of fresh blood, and mourns for those who find purity. He wanders the countryside finding men straying in their ways and tempts them to selling their souls with dark riddles. Those who will feel no mercy when the end approaches.
by juliuslee November 23, 2021
Get the Devinmug. by ronaldo6 January 3, 2024
Get the loretta devinemug. Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023
Get the Devin Micheal Harpermug. Person 1: Damn devin was spreading rumors about me!
Person 2: oh yeah nobody respects her don’t worry about it
Person 2: oh yeah nobody respects her don’t worry about it
by Anallover12 November 11, 2020
Get the Devinmug. by dgnjngjsdnodsnvsndlek October 9, 2023
Get the Devinmug. by IeyeOhDiyne November 17, 2022
Get the Devine Kaktusmug.