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Destroy dick December

When no nut November is over destroy dick December begans. The objective is to fuck so much to make up for no nut November.
Guy 1: Its the last day of November, you know what that means.

Guy 2,3,4,5 &6 : It finna be destroy dick December
by Thatbitchknows November 6, 2018
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destroy december

When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.
Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch
by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeJerry November 22, 2017
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destroy dick december

A month after NO NUT NOVEMBER to pleasure yourselves and nut in yo girls picka. Kind of like a christmas gift.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about destroy dick december?
Person 2: Yes. I'm not gonna bust my nut until December.
by ligmaballsthooter November 5, 2018
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destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.
{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.
by ima90sbb February 20, 2009
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Destroya

by Kevin Gregory January 12, 2009
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destroy dick december

its were u masterbate and make a valcano of cum in december
by best gay person ever December 5, 2018
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Destroy Yourself

To masturbate furiously for a extended amount of time. This often leads to chafing, bleeding, and swelling of the testicles.
Destroy Yourself: Kevin Destroys himself for hours on end.
by Haha you lil bastard July 8, 2010
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