David

Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..

Man, that guy is such a david!

by nooonnnan January 20, 2011

David

David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.

"That guy is such a dick!"

"Yup,he's definetley a david!"

by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016

David

A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!

Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!

by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011

David

A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.

Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*

by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012

David

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around

Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!

by coolguy465 June 15, 2011

David

david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around

you know david yeah he a opp and he fant fight

by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020

David

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0

David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.

by EWNA November 3, 2020