Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..
by nooonnnan January 20, 2011

David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016

A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011

by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
by coolguy465 June 15, 2011

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
