Dakota

The Best Friend...!

"Dakota is the BEst frieND"

by Jeffee October 2, 2018

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

Dakota

A Dakota is a great guy with a huge dick, but yet he is very kind and sweet. They are normally real lady getters, and trust me there body count is way higher then 10

Man that Dakota is amazing

by Dakota boy June 12, 2021

North Dakota Snow Owl

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.

Bro.. you want a North Dakota Snow Owl??

by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023

dakota

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

Dakotas

Two unmemorable states in the midwest. Both are boring and the only one that is slightly entertaining is South Dakota but that's only because of the fact that they carved random presidents head on some mountain

All the Dakotas:
North Dakota
South Dakota
South South Dakota (Nebraska)
South South South Dakota (Kansas)
South South South South Dakota (Oklahoma)
South South South South South Dakota (Texas)
East Dakota (Minnesota)
West Dakota (Montana)
East East Dakota (Wisconsin)
West West Dakota (Idaho)
West West West Dakota (Washington)
East East East Dakota (Upper Panhandle)
"United Dakotas of America"
Canada: Sorry Eh Dakota

by IntergalactalEnergy July 30, 2023

Dakota

She is a Gemini, she is Beautiful and kind. If you get on her bad side she will likely fuck you up, so you shouldn’t get on that side. She has long stunning brown straight hair and floral lush smooth, brown eyes. Her smile is so adorable and cute. Her personality changes with her mood. Always stay around her, because you’ll regret it if you leave her.

Friend: Hey Dakota!

Me: Hey Maddy.

Friend: Would you like to come play with us Dakota?

Me: Sure!

by kodaksworls_018 November 23, 2021