scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

goot donkey

Frat language for party hard

who's down to goot donkey, turd nuggets?

by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove

He/She’s got that chonky donkey

by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022

Donkey honky

A white dude with donkey size cock.

That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.

by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020

dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.

Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.

by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016