Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

Daveed Diggs

the best person ever

A: hey u know daveed diggs?
B: OMG YES I LUV HIS HAIR HE IS SO GOOD AT RAP

by your_local_potato December 8, 2020

Welder Dave

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

dave gower

To have a dave gower is to go for a shower.
Ex England Cricket Captain.

Ill meet you in 20 minutes ill just have a quick dave gower and ill be on my way.

by Matt Dempsey June 12, 2008

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 7, 2017

Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023