Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus

Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house

by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019

Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019

Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.

I crunch on ass. Hi nice to meet you ass

by White boi69 September 26, 2019

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018