The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
Get the crusty crownmug. The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.
My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.
by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024
Get the Crown Jewelmug. As in bar lingo: any promotion where they offer crown and down specials includes any cocktails that are not made with “top shelf” liquor.
Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.
It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.
Including Tito’s and _____. Crown and ____. Jack and ____. Captain and _____. and of course any “well” they may have.
It’s a drink level above “well” but below top shelf. Top shelf meaning anything above Crown: Blanton’s, Angels Envy, Basil Hayden, Azul, Grey Goose.. etc.
i’ll have the crown and down special: Tito’s and soda. Don’t need the Goose and red bull. no bottle service tonight..
by WHTFSU February 10, 2023
Get the crown and downmug. Sexual position: She/ He/ They/ This/ That/ The other wore the kings crown.
The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.
The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.
James positioned himself over Julie and deftly squatted over her allowing her to receive the Kings Crown which she gleefully received.
by duncandumpertruck November 30, 2022
Get the Kings Crownmug. Chase Rice refers to this drink in his song "How She Rolls" saying "she likes to get down sipping on coke and crown"
by Dayum Dat Guy August 20, 2016
Get the coke and crownmug. You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
by BottledAss February 11, 2024
Get the Crowningmug. "Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."
by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023
Get the Crowningmug.