crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

Crispy kreme

When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you

I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!

by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017

little crispy

When an idiot lights the hair on his/her arm on fire and it makes little chuncks at the bottoms of the hairs

Omg look at the little crispys on xaivers arm

Ikr so crispy

by Saidey wilson June 4, 2017

crispy

someone who is really mad

Why you so crispy Shatifa?

by Shatifa the third December 7, 2017

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

crispy freckles

the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of

i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night

by swiggityswagbruh July 8, 2016