Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

Big Crime

Big crime is a cooler way of saying Big time, which is a cooler way of saying yes.

Hey Timmy, were the fish biting today?

Timmy: Bo yah.. big crime!!!

Translation: "yes, i got alot of bites"

by K LaVine August 18, 2006

Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.

John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019

no hate no crime

When you do something silly but it's totally fine.
A cooler way to say no harm no foul.

A: sorry the joke went totally over my head.
R: no hate no crime

by anonymous hyena December 16, 2022

crime of the sentry

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.

Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.

by QuacksO July 11, 2024

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Youth crime

The perfect dogwhistle for the far right, particularly in Melbourne, for a police state

2 people are at a function.
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*

by iDontTrustYou October 18, 2025