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situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes
Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime
by titaniyum August 31, 2017
mugGet the situational crimemug.

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
by The funny word game May 20, 2020
mugGet the Granny Crimemug.

dime crime

A petty crime that doesn't have much return.
I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
mugGet the dime crimemug.

The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
mugGet the The Perfect Crimemug.

War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime
Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
mugGet the War Crimemug.

f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
by mario sith January 17, 2024
mugGet the f*cking anus crimemug.

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
mugGet the late crimemug.

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