crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.

So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.

by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.

That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969

by Primo22 October 31, 2011

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008