Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

nigga crack

a derogatory term for black and white person

wassup nigga crack

by mufasanay August 26, 2015

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.

BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.

by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015

crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.

Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.

by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006