Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.

by Leon 11037 January 09, 2018

Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 31, 2014

Couple

People who cuddle and shit

Person 1: "No we're just friends, but we still cuddle and shit"

Person 2: "Oh so you're a couple?"

by verysmartperson59584 October 03, 2021

Couple

=True love ! You guys can’t separate it’s perfect everyone thinks you guys are best friends but you show them wrong 🥶!

Dang! Jasmin and Jeremy are such a great couple🥺!

by Bigassbooty🥶 October 30, 2019

couple

When 2 people are deeply in love with someone else

Kareem and Vivien are such a good couple
That couple should get married

by stephanie and hannah November 06, 2017

Couple

A badass boy and a girl named Katie

#couplegoalsUWU

by Bon :) October 01, 2021