Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 5, 2021

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Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

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Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

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Someone who objects to a Situation or Ideal while applying Logic, Facts, and Evidence to back up their Objections
The "Counter" part usually comes in when the person the Objector is arguing with is usually someone who Objects the same thing, but for a different reason... Usually lacking in reason entirely and just objecting because it's "cool to be different"

Joe is a Counter-Objector because he agrees with Frank that this Political Situation is bad. However, Joe disagrees with Frank on WHY it is bad.

by ThatOneCorrector November 7, 2018

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Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

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counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

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