couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window

girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer

by urban234 December 6, 2009

couch slap

when some person slaps another persons couch.

Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

couch'd

when you have been given a couch slap.

i was couch'd when that guy gave me a couch slap.

by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!

jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!

by karait twirl April 7, 2009

couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.

Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?

by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010