cheesy cooter

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.

Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.

by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef

That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!

by C Stump January 18, 2009

cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.

I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.

by HandleJ March 15, 2023

cooter quief

Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.

Cooter-Qweef...another saying.

Dont be such a cooter quief.

Besides dont you just like the way it sounds!

by Danielle F August 23, 2005

Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.

Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.

by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011

The Tits and The Cooter

ADJ. Analogous to the Phrase "the cock and the balls," meaning awesome. Can be used to describe the outcome of an event as especially wonderful. Emphasis is placed on the "and" in the phrase to signify the superiority of the tits and the cooter to just the tits.

Person: That Party was the tits and the cooter

by RDSII October 5, 2011

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009