cheesy cooter

After a long work out, the fungus that builds up in your taint that lookes like that of cheeze whiz. Can also build up when one refuses to shower. Can be best used when one chooses to zoit another.

Kodi did not shower for a week and then ran his fingers through his cheesy cooter and zoited Bill, then Myles threw up.

by T Gunz Holla April 24, 2006

cooter quief

Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.

Cooter-Qweef...another saying.

Dont be such a cooter quief.

Besides dont you just like the way it sounds!

by Danielle F August 23, 2005

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef

That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!

by C Stump January 18, 2009

Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.

I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!

by JizzyPickle February 26, 2009

Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.

I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.

by judisthehudis May 1, 2018

Poopie Cooter

Is when a woman is having a bad day, acts irrationally and takes everything out on men. Or, when you go down on a women and her vagina smells like shit.

Whats wrong with Janet?" - "She's pissed off and has a Poopie Cooter. or "Whats that smell?" - Oh, she got it in the butt and then the vag last night, now she has some Poopie Cooter going on.

by Chiguy_75 March 7, 2011