We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.
Not always easy but that doesn't matter.
My love.
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Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.
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they are a cross between the oriental-style Geisha and the classic courtesan of renaissance Italy. often recognized as the highest nobility of the 'Verse
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2. The best game ever, in which a group of approximately ten or more players divide into two teams, runners, and chasers. The runners, who are on foot, attempt to get from the starting point to the ending point (or a series of checkpoints) without being caught by the chasers, who are in cars. When a runner is tagged, he or she becomes a chaser him or herself, and must ride in the car from which he or she was tagged. The game is played almost exclusively at night, and because trespassing is often involved, residents sometimes think players are attempting to rob them, and police also occasionally cause trouble. Also known as fugitive or slip.
2. The best game ever, in which a group of approximately ten or more players divide into two teams, runners, and chasers. The runners, who are on foot, attempt to get from the starting point to the ending point (or a series of checkpoints) without being caught by the chasers, who are in cars. When a runner is tagged, he or she becomes a chaser him or herself, and must ride in the car from which he or she was tagged. The game is played almost exclusively at night, and because trespassing is often involved, residents sometimes think players are attempting to rob them, and police also occasionally cause trouble. Also known as fugitive or slip.
1. Stop running around with no underwear on!
2. Person 1: Did you play Commando last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was sweet, but then some guy thought I was trying to rob him and came outside with a shotgun.
Person 1: Wack.
2. Person 1: Did you play Commando last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was sweet, but then some guy thought I was trying to rob him and came outside with a shotgun.
Person 1: Wack.
by ebolamunkee January 10, 2008
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n. shit-talker; asshole
adj. stupid; blah-blah-blah
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adj. stupid; blah-blah-blah
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